Chuck Norris likes Mike Huckabee. The internet tells me Chuck Norris kills people. Hopefully, Chuck Norris won't kill Mike Huckabee. Today, Huckabee's camp proudly announced Norris' endorsement.
Don't know much about Chuck Norris? You should. Or he'll kill you. I found out this from www.chucknorrisfacts.com:
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
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3 comments:
Conan O'Brien read a bunch of those "Chuck Norris Facts" off that website one night on his show........Oh good grief talk about laughing til your sides hurt.
Well other than the funny funny....that's an ok something of a celeb. endorsement...I mean on the plus side...he'll get a bunch of free Total Gym Equipment out it.
I'm sold.
If Huck wins he can send Braddock to Iraq, and then Afganistan in the sequel and we'll have this war over in less than 4 ours.
I think Braddock might also have enough legs to finish off Tehran in the second sequel.
My enthusiams grows.
four "hours" says the well educated rhetor.
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